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What Size is Tess Munster (Holliday), Really?

Chrystal Bougon

Posted on March 04 2015

Guess what? It’s not of your effing business. And, honestly, if you are in the BODY LOVE / BODY ACCEPTANCE world and you are making snipes and shitty comments about what size Tess

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“really” is – you’re in the wrong place.

I am so sick and tired of hearing and reading about her “real size.”  Seriously, on any given day I personally could be a size 20, 22, 24, 26 or a 28 depending on my water retention, where I am shopping, the material, the way the designer cut the clothes and my mood.  I mean, does it really truly matter if she is a size 20 or 22 or 24?  She has the first ever modeling contract for a  woman size 22. Let’s just be freaking thrilled for her, ya know? Come on!!!!!!!!

We don’t get to have it both ways. If you don’t want people to talk shit about your body and not shame your body, then you do not get to create drama around her body. PERIOD. END OF STORY.

Can’t we all just get along? Or as I like to say, can’t we all just get a bong?

Seriously, though.  Please. If you are at all interested in the “ALL BODIES ARE PERFECT” and the “THERE IS TO BAD WAY TO HAVE A BODY” movement, then please – stop with the shit talking about her size. I am pretty sure Tess is not trying to mislead anyone. It’s called being a woman and it’s all about where you shop. When I shop at Torrid, I sometimes buy a 2, a size 3 and sometimes a 4.  That doesn’t mean I am trying to mislead anyone. It just means their sizes are cut or sewn differently and that my body fluctuates because I am a grown ass woman who is possibly pre-menopausal – so watch out!

Go on, Tess. Get down with your bad ass beautiful self. Ignore the haters. As we all know by now, Haters are my Motivators!

Love, Chrystal Bougon


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